Gamer.

Gamer (2009)

 USA

Running Time N/A

Director: Mark Neveldine

                  Brian Taylor

Writer: Mark Neveldine

               Brian Taylor

 

If you are a guy and explosions and car crashes and big machine guns being fired recklessly – preferably whilst riding on the back of a racing motorcycle – gives you a total boner, then this is the film for you.  You will not be able to believe your eyes.  Even watching this trailer will drive you crazy with anticipation.

Okay, now that all the meatheads are preoccupied with the bright lights and loud noises, I can speak frankly.  The truth of the matter is that this film should be avoided like AIDS. Prisoners forced to play in a sadistic live-action game that thousands of viewers turn in to watch/play?  Have we not seen this idea done to death yet?  I think so.  And I don’t think that tacking on some shitty backstory where people play real live video games is going to cut the fucking mustard on this one, lads.

I think you can get free passes to this movie when you buy a Hummer.